29 November 2007
Slow.
<vahnsin> A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts." The barman says "Why the big pause?"
<NikEy> it took me literally 20 minutes to understand this joke goddammit
<vahnsin> A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts." The barman says "Why the big pause?"
<NikEy> it took me literally 20 minutes to understand this joke goddammit
<Andrzej> I had a waking dream about a tsunami once
<Andrzej> except the tsunami was made out of clowns.
<Andrzej> and I was 5
<Andrzej> I didn't sleep that night
<pH7> So during the biggest test of the term I look down and realise my fucking penis not working! I MEAN IT'S COMPLETELY DEAD!
<pH7> *pen is omfg
<Harreh> haha rofl
<pH7> Excuse me while I rip out my space bar for failing me like that :(
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
From www.bash.org/?330261
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<orion> what the fuck
<orion> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion> brbrb
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